Productions may no longer include:
Sand
Bubble Fluid
Real Mobile Telephones
Fake Blood
Cliff diving
Actors
Oystein will learn how to:
Sew
Iron
Speak German
Pip will learn how to:
Speak Norwegian
Get a good friend in the Arts Council
Balance a lawn mower on his chin
Miscellaneous:
We will not use Bable Fish for translations.
We will learn some Italian basics.
We will not piss off rights holders.
We will not piss off producers.
We will not piss off priests, muezzins or rabbis.
We will be more gracious with our opponents (what d’ya think Sammy?)
We will design a set which is a giant chocolate fountain
We will complete a full length version of our show “Now You See It; Now You Don’t”
Note: Resolutions are made to be broken.